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Snooki Pregnant, Insiders Confirm; World Shrugs

02 Mar
Snooki at Seaside Heights NJ

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Looks like it’s official: Snooki is pregnant. God help us.

We have Jionni LaValle to blame for getting Snooki pregnant. Having dated for about a year at this point, the tanned couple is expecting its first child together.

“She’s about 3-4 months along now,” a source tells E!’s Mark Malkin, as reliable a person as there is in the celeb gossip field. So why hasn’t she confirmed it?

  1. She doesn’t want to jinx it
  2. She wants to get PAID

The 24-year-old Jersey Shore cast memnber (real name Nicole Polizzi) is hoping to turn the pregnancy into money-making deals, according to the New York Post.

She’s also deeply superstitious about adhering to the rule of reaching the 12-week mark before breaking the news. Now that it’s passed, expect it imminently.

Earlier this month, Snooki shot down Star magazine claims that she was expecting. But she lied, according to E! and the Post, and is totally with child. Eeeek.

Snooki has always said she dreamed of being a mom one day. “I want two, a boy and a girl,” she said in 2010. “I’m going to name them Isabella and Frankie.”

No word yet on whether it will be Isabella or Frankie arriving this year, but the world’s collective I.Q. may well drop a couple of points. Girl is not bright. Or sober.

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